I have always been a big fan of soups. Ask anybody and they’ll confirm it. Unlimited soups and salads at restaurants? I’m banging that. Chicken Noodle when I’m sick? Hell yeah. That stuff could cure cancer.

That’s why I’m not sure why JR Smith only received a one game suspension for throwing soup at an assistant coach.

Seems to me like Cleveland doesn’t understand the severity of this situation.

I guess it really boils down to what soup it was.

Chicken Noodle? 1-2 Games.

Broccoli Cheddar? 5-10 games or until the smell of the cheddar comes out of the coaches suit. Which could be never.

French Onion? Kick him out of the league. Never waste that tastebud tickling bowl of heaven.

How disrespectful can you be? Forget the fact that it was soup, who throws anything at a coach?