If you are the age I assume most of my viewers are, you grew up watching Barney on TV. Whether you are proud of it or not is on you. As for me, there was always something about the cheery purple dinosaur I jived with.

“I love you, you love me, we’re a happy family,” has been my motto since day one. All are welcome at The Oakdale.

The problem with the world is that Barney isn’t still whipping out the Barney Bag and helping kids with crafts and life lessons.

But don’t think Barney isn’t still making a difference in the world.

According to a Vice Article, the actor who played Barney, David Joyner, now runs a tantric sex business.

“A full session with tantra massage specialist and spiritual healer David Joyner lasts three to four hours and costs $350. For that price, female clients—the only kind he accepts—can expect to receive a ritual bath, chakra balancing, and a massage. Also on the menu: cosmic, mind-blowing orgasms.”

Ok Barn. I see ya out there working big fella.

How do some guys have all the luck? I would have never assumed the guy, who rolled with goons like Baby Bop and BJ, was throwing down like that.

The Vice article also states,

“For clients, this “higher and more blissful state of awareness” is often best achieved through penetrative, ideally unprotected sex, according to Joyner.”

Come out and say what’s on your mind bro. Barney doesn’t wear jimmys and if you got a problem say it to his t-rex face.

My mind is blown to shreds. Barney is the definition of an OG.

Did you know Selena Gomez was on Barney? Me either. Justin better check her before Mr.StealYoGirl Barn Barn takes her to tantric paradise.

The article is full of unbelievable content so please go treat yourself to it. Meanwhile, I’m going to go create a “I rock with Barney” t-shirt.